Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

1

Snow Job

Yes, the storm was big in Boston and elsewhere, but the media capital of the world is NYC, where the consensus is that -- when it comes to Snowpocalypse 2015 --- prognosticators and politicians made a mountain out of a mogul. Still, our time talking about the weather was well spent. After all, there is almost no topic we appreciate more. The New Yorker's Maria Konnikova explains how weather-talk can "satisfy our inner risk-seeker without going into dangerous territory."

+ Here's the latest on the storm from Buzzfeed, and answers to your storm-related ethical questions: Is it OK to eat snow? And are you an a-hole for ordering food in a blizzard?

+ Almost all of us seem to be gluten-free and lactose intolerant. Until we face the threat of not being able to get to a grocery store for a couple hours. Then, regardless of their merit as survival foods, we're all about milk and bread.

+ McSweeney's: Snowstorms, Then and Now.

2

A Tough Pill to Swallow

"People at risk for a first heart attack are often recommended to take aspirin daily to prevent it. Only a very few will actually see this benefit and there's no way to know in advance who." When you consider us as a group, we take an incredible amount of medicine for very little benefit. As the NYT Upshot points out, there's a statistic for that. (There's also a business model for that.)

3

In Fact It’s a Gas

The Saudis have figured the best way to win the climate change debate. It's called cheap gas. It's also a pretty effective way to squeeze the hell out of the competition. And "Saudi Arabia can sustain these low oil prices for at least eight years."

+ Jeffrey Goldberg: The Netanyahu Disaster.

4

Thighs and Buns

"When a doctor examined his leg, she warned him that it was so swollen there was a chance it might burst." Every year, more than 48 million Americans are sickened by contaminated foods. And the biggest culprit tastes just like chicken.

+ The world hit peak chicken in 2006.

+ Nine billion burgers were served at American restaurants last year.

5

Watching the Detectives

Does the police-spotting feature in the Waze app put law enforcement officers at risk? The LAPD thinks it does. Google thinks it doesn't.

+ While you're tracking them, they are tracking you. Millions of cars are being tracked across the U.S.

6

Word Down

"At a growing number of campuses, professors now attach 'trigger warnings' to texts that may upset students, and there is a campaign to eradicate 'microaggressions,' or small social slights that might cause searing trauma. These newly fashionable terms merely repackage a central tenet of the first p.c. movement: that people should be expected to treat even faintly unpleasant ideas or behaviors as full-scale offenses." From college campuses to comedy clubs to social media, we've entered a new era of political correctness.

7

The Brady Hunch

"We're not Jewish But I think we're into everything ... I don't know what I believe. I think there's a belief system, I'm just not sure what it is." There's at least one thing that Tom Brady knows that he believes. He wants to play at a very high level for a very long time. From the NYT Mag: Tom Brady Can't Stop. (When I was a kid, I gave players on the 49ers dynasty teams new names like Joe Montanaberg, Dwight Clarkbaum, and Fred Deanstein. Trust me, if Tom Brady was Jewish, I'd know...)

+ And yes, we're actually using the phrase "a person of interest" in relation to DeflateGate. (The best part of this story is that each chapter begins with a member of the media explaining how sick they are of covering it. Sort of like they're sick of covering blizzards.)

8

Getting Played

"Brett was playing so many hours of video games the seams between reality and virtual reality started to break down, once causing him to attempt a World of Warcraft–style teleportation move at a bus stop." Vice takes you inside the tragic, obsessive world of videogame addicts.

+ Regardless of your opinion about gaming addictions, you'll likely recognize some of the symptoms in the story above. We've exhibited at least a few of them since the 90s, when a startup terrified Microsoft and got Americans to go online.

9

Fly By Night

For those of you who were worried by the notion that a drone could easily land on White House grounds, relax. It was being flown by a government employee. And he was drunk.

10

The Bottom of the News

Officials in Mexico City are starting a new program to promote a healthier lifestyle. They "will begin offering free subway rides in exchange for 10 squats in front of a ticket-dispensing motion sensor." It probably says a lot that my first thought was, "I wonder what I can get for five squats?"

+ Chubby Noodle has filed a trademark suit against Fat Noodle.

+ FastCo: "I went to a spa for my uterus and this is my story."