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The Day's Most Fascinating News from Dave Pell

Friday

January 18, 2019

  1. Red Handed
  2. Grading Curveball
  3. Weekend Whats
  4. Children of the Corn
  5. Ice Capades
  6. Pullout of Control
  7. Microsoft dot Gov
  8. I’ll Make Elon Story Short
  9. Dairy Errors
  10. Feel Good Friday

Thursday

January 17, 2019

  1. Nuts and Chews
  2. Cardi Be Best
  3. Alternative Reality
  4. Brick Rolled
  5. This Might Strike a Cord
  6. Who Goes There
  7. Kiwi the People
  8. Michigan State Line
  9. Trade School
  10. Bottom of the News

Wednesday

January 16, 2019

  1. According to ‘Script
  2. ISIS Still At Work in Syria
  3. Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
  4. Essay Test
  5. Eminembolism
  6. Siren Song
  7. Sobriety Test
  8. Mexican Spilling Beans
  9. Parole (Room and) Board
  10. Bottom of the News

Tuesday

January 15, 2019

  1. Heel Thyself
  2. Tower of Babel
  3. You Can Check Out Anytime You Like, But…
  4. Barr Be Q’d
  5. Insulin Sticker Shock
  6. Hammer Time
  7. Netflix and Bill
  8. Kumbh Together
  9. Dog Pounds
  10. Bottom of the News

Monday

January 14, 2019

  1. Agent Orange
  2. No Shut Down Comforter
  3. Message Sentence
  4. Artificial Invigoration
  5. Sidekicked
  6. A Teachable Foment
  7. QB Son
  8. Gas Backwards
  9. Sitting Bully
  10. Bottom of the News
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