Officials in Mexico City are starting a new program to promote a healthier lifestyle. They “will begin offering free subway rides in exchange for 10 squats in front of a ticket-dispensing motion sensor.” It probably says a lot that my first thought was, “I wonder what I can get for five squats?”

+ Chubby Noodle has filed a trademark suit against Fat Noodle.

+ FastCo: “I went to a spa for my uterus and this is my story.”