Circulatory Systems, Strait Talk
The first time you feel the relaxation that melts across your body when a skilled acupuncturist pokes the tip of a needle into your Yintang, or the third eye point between your eyebrows, there’s a temptation to ask them to push it in all the way. If a little insertion feels this good, then maybe full insertion will feel even better. This kind of thinking, in addition to making it a good thing I never went into the acupuncture business, does make one wonder why a little prick can go such a long way—not only in business and politics, but in the human body. Scientists now believe that the efficacy of acupuncture and other phenomena can be explained by what they describe as a third human circulatory system. In addition to the cardiovascular and lymphatic systems, there is something now being called the interstitium. “The implications of a new circulatory system — for our health, and for our understanding of our own bodies — are potentially enormous.” NYT Mag (Gift Article): The Human Body’s Hidden Pathways. While new technologies can help us actually see this circulatory system in action, the idea of its existence has been around for quite some time. Neil Theise, a professor of pathology and one of the authors of recent studies on the topic, described a conversation he had after delivering his findings at a conference in China. “An expert in traditional Chinese medicine approached him after hearing his talk on the interstitium, and explained: “We’ve been talking about it for 4,000 years.”
Flooding the Zone with Shit
“Behind Dana Anderson’s home in central Alabama, a plastic pipe carries waste from her toilet through her backyard, discarding it outdoors. Three or four times a year, a spell of heavy rain forces the excrement back up into the house. It is a plight that has long plagued residents across Alabama’s Black Belt, a stretch of largely rural counties so named for its dark soil and history of slavery.” After years, the community finally had the funding and a plan in place to address what would seem to most Americans to be an unthinkable problem. But then came the administration that never met a problem it couldn’t make more shitty, even shit itself. NYT (Gift Article): They Were Promised New Septic Tanks. Trump Called It ‘Illegal DEI.’
Strait Talk
“There will be no return to the status quo ante, no ultimate American triumph that will undo or overcome the harm done. The Strait of Hormuz will not be ‘open,’ as it once was. With control of the strait, Iran emerges as the key player in the region and one of the key players in the world. The roles of China and Russia, as Iran’s allies, are strengthened; the role of the United States, substantially diminished. Far from demonstrating American prowess, as supporters of the war have repeatedly claimed, the conflict has revealed an America that is unreliable and incapable of finishing what it started. That is going to set off a chain reaction around the world as friends and foes adjust to America’s failure.” Robert Kagan’s ominous view of the Iran war in The Atlantic (Gift Article): Checkmate in Iran.
+ Trump on the peace talks: “I would say the ceasefire is on massive life support, where the doctor walks in and says, ‘Sir, your loved one has approximately a 1% chance of living.'” (Some days, that’s how I feel about America’s leadership role in the world.). Here’s the latest from The Guardian.
Downbound Train
“My name on the platform is ri611. Or h924092b12ee797f, depending on who’s paying me. I work as an AI trainer. I assess whether a chatbot’s tone is natural or flat, affected or annoying. I identify patterns in pictures of furniture; search the internet for group photos of strangers whom I’ll eliminate from the portrait, one by one. I trawl through bizarre videos so I can annotate and time-stamp the barking of a dog, the moment a stranger walks past a window, the precise millisecond a balloon pops. I generate anime sex scenes and decapitate young women, coax LLMs into giving me recipes for bombs made of household items, and generate invites to a reprise of January 6 at the White House, all as part of a red team whose purpose is to test safety precautions and probe weaknesses. I work for companies with names like Mercor and Outlier and Task-ify and Turing and Handshake and Micro1. In my ‘other’ career, I am a Hollywood writer and showrunner.” Wired: I Work in Hollywood. Everyone Who Used to Make TV Is Now Secretly Training AI. (Alt link.) “For screenwriters like me—and job seekers all over—AI gig work is the new waiting tables.” (Except, you’re not training the tables to replace you.)
Extra, Extra
Rein on Parade: “Putin knows he can’t live up to the mythology he created, and everyone else can see that too. His unnecessary, illegal, brutal war in Ukraine has already lasted longer than the Russian war against the Nazis, killing or wounding more than a million Russian soldiers and producing neither military nor political nor any other kind of success. On the contrary: He can’t even hold a parade in Moscow without fearing that the Ukrainians will disrupt it.” Anne Applebaum in The Atlantic (Gift Article) on Putin’s pathetic parade. Putin’s War Comes Home to Moscow. “That doesn’t mean his Ukraine war is over, or that Putin’s reign has ended. But it does mean that Russians in general, and Muscovites in particular, can now clearly see the contrast between propaganda and reality. A vacuum has opened up, and sooner or later something else, or someone else, will fill it.”
+ Sexual Violence: “It’s a simple proposition: Whatever our views of the Middle East conflict, we should be able to unite in condemning rape.” Brutal story from Nick Kristof in the NYT (Gift Article): The Silence That Meets the Rape of Palestinians.
+ Business Trip: Trump is bringing Tim Cook, Elon Musk, and a dozen other CEOs to Beijing for his Xi summit. (Let’s hope he’s also bringing some diplomats with expertise in negotiating with China…)
+ Mercury Rising: “Today’s workers, who are breathing a much higher proportion of silica, can develop a disabling illness in much less time.” MoJo: Black Lung Surges in Coal Country as Trump Slow-Walks Protections. Meanwhile, As Coal Rebounds, More Toxic Mercury Is in the Air.
+ Time to Cruise: “On Monday, 16 American cruise ship passengers arrived at the University of Nebraska Medical Center; 15 are in the quarantine unit and one person who tested positive is in the biocontainment unit.” Here’s the latest on the Hantavirus cruise and the citizens who have finally been allowed to disembark.
+ Hunger Games: “Since the law was enacted last summer, about 3.5 million people have fallen off the SNAP rolls nationwide as of January, according to federal data. No state has seen a more dramatic drop than Arizona, which offers a window into what may be in store for other states.” The families going hungry because of Trump’s food stamp cuts.
+ Lost in the Flood: Remember the old strategy of flooding the zone with so much false information that people no longer know what to believe? It works. WaPo (Gift Article): About 1 in 4 Americans think the April shooting at the White House correspondents’ dinner was staged.
+ Wordle Curdle? Savannah Guthrie will host new ‘Wordle’ game show produced by Jimmy Fallon. (So if playing Wordle feels like too much work, you can just watch other people play it.)
Bottom of the News
“On a recent Saturday, gladhanding through it all, came a six-foot-tall talking pencil. ‘My name is Pencil’ the pencil told an attendee, pressing a flyer into her hand. ‘I’m running for governor because we need to raise awareness about education.’ … ‘You’re running as a pencil or a person?’ the surprised woman asked … ‘As a pencil.'” Oregon’s most unexpected gubernatorial candidate? A pencil with a point. (If nothing else, the pencil should be able to win the write-in vote…)
+ “Members post photos, share technique tips, and describe the experience in terms that would not be out of place in a wellness retreat brochure. Electrifying. Addictive. Euphoric. Transcendental.” Inside Ballmaxxing, the Niche Practice of Inflating Your Balls to Cantaloupe Size. This story leaves me feeling a deep sense of melon-choly…
