“I wouldn’t say I have anger issues, but to avoid me getting myself into trouble, I just avoid it completely.” WSJ (Gift Article): Tantrums and Turf Wars: The School Car Line Is Chaos. Both of my kids’ carpool lines are brutal and both of them come with strict, (nearly) impossible to break rules. As soon as both of them graduate and I’ve moved safely out of state, I’ll let you know how we beat the system.

+ SNL was excellent this week. Two highlights included a deranged Beavis and Butthead skit and Caitlyn Clark reminding Michael Che of some of his women’s basketball takes.