I know, I know. You need a bottom of the news story to cheer you up. Well, I present the story of a dog named Bret Michaels, rescued by a guy named Bret Michaels, who was ultimately adopted by the Bret Michaels. WaPo (Gift Article): Rock star Bret Michaels adopts hero stray dog also named Bret Michaels.

+ Speaking of rockstars, Robert Plant just performed Stairway to Heaven for the first time in forever.