For Those About to Mock

Maybe fans are all on shrooms, molly, and edibles, but concerts are getting mellower and a new generation is raging against the machine… with mocktails. WSJ (Gift Article): When Did Rock Concerts Become Tame? Thank Alcohol-Free Gen Z. (As I’ve suggested before, alcohol consumption is going to be the topic driving the next major culture war. Luckily, I’m gonna be too high to let it bother me.)