“No sugarcoating here; let’s slice right to the wedding cake of truth. After the past year and a half, three weddings, and a sum of money I don’t want to think about (precisely $4,634.50), I hereby declare my retirement from the job of being your bridesmaid.”

+ “The roughly 581,000 gallons of wine poured out of two burst tanks at Destilaria Levira … A viral video from the scene shows a ‘river of wine‘ coursing down a hilly street, sluicing over its curbs.”

+ In this small Ohio town, trolls outnumber people. (So, sort of like the internet…)