Shock and Bra

“Ashley Cushon, the project engineer of the team working on the item, assured me that it would “reduce the cognitive burden on the wearer.” And a military Web site reported that the A.T.B. would improve ‘overall soldier performance and lethality.’ Gadzooks! Yes, it’s flame-resistant, but what else can it do? Shoot bullets? Hypnotize the enemy? Turn its wearer invisible? I decided that I needed to try on The Bra.” The New Yorker: Is the Army’s New Tactical Bra Ready for Deployment? This story is a juggernaut.