“The Rocket City Trash Pandas, the delightfully named Double-A affiliate of the Los Angeles Angels, found a novel way to make history in a doubleheader game on Saturday.” Angels minor league team throws no-hitter … and loses 7-5. (Someone tell Ohtani and Trout that help is not on the way…)

+ Amazing SNL cold open featuring Donald (emphasis on the) J Trump and the last supper.

+ The Dalai Lama apologizes for asking a young boy to suck his tongue. According to a statement, “His Holiness often teases people he meets in an innocent and playful way.”