“In a highly unscientific survey of the many, many fan-smashing-TV videos online, I encountered one Golden State Warriors fan and a decent number of soccer fans, including a Mexican-national-team supporter who stabbed his TV to death with a large knife and an Olympique de Marseille fan who totals his TV by one of a variety of methods—scissors kick, head-butt, hatchet, another TV—every time his side loses. But NFL fans are in a league of their own.” The Atlantic: Angry Football Fans Keep Punching Their TVs. (My TV is the one device I’d never harm. Besides, for me, throwing a laptop is so much more on brand.)

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