“The brown suede Birkenstock Arizonas were worn by Jobs in the 1970s and 1980s during ‘many pivotal moments in Apple’s history,’ according to the auction house.” Steve Jobs’ worn-out Birkenstocks sell for $218,000 at auction. If the shoe fits…

+ As per usual, The Onion was ahead of the curve. Here’s a headline from April: Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him.