You Must Whippet Good
When a problem comes along, You must whip it. Before the cream sits out too long, You must whip it. When something’s going wrong, You must whip it. In an effort to stop teens from inhaling nitrous oxide, it’s now illegal for anyone under 21 to buy canned whipped cream in New York. “The law, which went into effect in November 2021, is meant to prevent teenagers from using canned whipped cream to inhale nitrous oxide, otherwise known as ‘whippets.'” (My blood sugar levels are so high that my doctor prefers that I just consume the nitrous…)