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“Clearly, this man was crying out for help and in a desperate state of “Someone notice my pain!” threw this life advice on the board. Or maybe he peeked into a crystal ball earlier that day and knew the Rockies were about to get demolished 10-2 by the lowly Nationals.” The Rockies’ scoreboard operator is going through some stuff.

+ “Asked about the pooping allegation, she responded: ‘No, never,’ then added, ‘maybe I am getting old.'”

+ And we end where we began. ‘A five-day wait for $5,000′: the man who queues for the uber-rich. “It’s a strange career, but one which has given Samuel a front row seat at some of the biggest cultural events of the last decade – and a job which perhaps sums up the state of capitalism, and inequality, in 2022.”