“While some of us smuggle home every bar we can get our hands on (a totally acceptable move, according to hoteliers), most guests leave behind sizable, half-used hunks of soap. At scale, this is a big deal.” The surprising afterlife of used hotel soap.

+ WaPo: Sheep found saddled with 41 pounds of wool is shorn for adoring public.

+ A headline that defines an era: Woman rescued after falling in toilet trying to get phone.

+ And from Jack Dorsey, a key figure in getting the Twitter deal done: Twitter “wants to be a public good at a protocol level, not a company … Solving for the problem of it being a company however, Elon is the singular solution I trust. I trust his mission to extend the light of consciousness.” Phew.