I’m not sharing any April Fools material this year because I’m not into it, and because everyone should have stopped after George Plimpton wrote the best one of all. The Curious Case Of Sidd Finch.

+ New vehicles must average 40 mpg by 2026, up from 28 mpg. (Which is good since right now people can only afford about half a tank.)

+ Unemployment is down. Wages are up.

+ A local one for me: Guide Dogs for the Blind celebrates 80 years.

+ Nightly midnight jog by Indian teen inspires millions on Twitter. This kid is the best.