“Agents found 52 live reptiles tied up in small bags which were concealed in the man’s jacket, pants pockets, and groin area … Nine snakes and 43 horned lizards were seized.” Border authorities find 52 reptiles hidden in man’s clothing. (Amazing. I’ve never broken 50.)

+ This Man Has Lived On A Cruise Ship For 20 Years. (I’d rather have 43 horned lizards in my pants.)