“Thom would say, I can’t quite hear what you’re doing. But I think you’re adding a really interesting texture because I can tell when you’re not playing. And I’m thinking, no, you can’t, because I’m really not playing.” Jonny Greenwood Pretended to Play the Keyboard When He First Joined Radiohead. What a Creep. What a weirdo. What the hell was he doing there?

+ In Vegas, a car rear-ended a van that had stopped to allow a person in a heart costume to cross the street as part of a police event promoting pedestrian awareness and safety.

+ A Volvo owner was rewarded with new car after driving 1 million miles in sedan. (And after like two blocks, the new car’s check engine light came on…)