“For $995, Love Cloud will fly you and a partner in a private airplane for 45 minutes so that you can have sex. Granted, you don’t have to have sex on the plane. You could pay $1,195 to get married on board. For $100 more, it can be booked for a romantic one-course meal; for $1,595, you’ll get three courses. With any package, an extra $300 will get you a bottle of bubbly and ride to the tarmac in a limousine. But according to Andy Johnson, 40, a pilot and the founder of Love Cloud, its Mile High Club Flight, which comes with a commemorative membership card signed by the pilot, remains the business’s most popular offering.” (I’d be so anxious I might not be able to keep my tray table in the upright position.) NYT (Gift Article): The Mile High Club, Complete With Membership Cards. Groucho Marx famously said, “I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.” Well, there are exceptions to every rule.

+ In other air travel news, Spirit and Frontier Airlines plan to merge. (Hopefully not in midair.)