“A British paratrooper whose parachute failed to open correctly sustained only ‘minor injuries’ after a 15,000ft fall took him through the roof of a house in California, crashing into the kitchen in a burst of insulation and roofing material.”

+ For some reason, Apple’s weather app won’t say it’s 69 degrees. (No biggie, just wait until it’s 96 and turn your phone upside down.)

+ A female arm wrestling champion destroyed the competition at Miami’s Muscle Beach.