“His second memoir, ‘Flamin’ Hot: The Incredible True Story of One Man’s Rise from Janitor to Top Executive,’ is out in June from an imprint of Penguin Random House. A biopic based on his life, to be directed by Eva Longoria and produced by Christian super-producer DeVon Franklin for Searchlight Pictures, is set to begin filming this summer. Both the book and the movie were sold after bidding wars — Montañez’s story is undeniably hot.” There’s just one problem… The man who didn’t invent Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. (If this dude doesn’t have presidential ambitions, he’s missing his moment…)

+ Now that the pandemic rules are loosened, you might need a refresher on the art of saying no: I hate everybody including you.

+ When your company is named Covid.