If you have grease leaking from your temples, pass gas uncontrollably in public, and feel detached from reality, you could have Covid-19. Trump lawyer Giuliani in hospital after positive virus test. (Rudy is gonna leapfrog about 100,000 hospitalized patients to get the antibody cocktail to cure his Covid-19. Let that be a lesson to you next time someone tries to talk you out of unhinged, near-treasonous lying.)

+ Giuliani COVID-19 diagnosis closes Arizona Legislature. (49 to go, Rudy.)