“In a statement, KFC said during an unprecedented year during which the COVID-19 pandemic has upended businesses and lives around the globe, use of the slogan ‘doesn’t feel quite right.'” KFC suspending use of ‘Finger Lickin’ Good’ in advertising amid coronavirus pandemic. (That doesn’t suck.)

+ A 4-year-old named Charlie has gone viral on TikTok because of her legendary recent dance performance, during which she refused to move a single muscle. (This is me during the GOP Convention…)

+ Declared dead by paramedics, young woman found alive at Detroit funeral home. (Hope for America after 2020.)

+ Lucky Charms has new bags of just magical marshmallows cereal. (This is the equivalent at of giving your kid a bowl of angel dust for breakfast.)