“‘Hey [b]ois, I might have f*cked up,’ the man who shot himself in the balls wrote above a picture of his naked legs and splattered blood on the carpet of his floor. A towel is stuffed between his legs and a printed out copy of the constitution is crumpled on the edge of the photo.” Vice: Gun Enthusiasts Celebrate Man Who Shot Himself in the Balls as Their King. (Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.)