There Goes My Miracle

The book of love holds its rules / Disobeyed by fools / Disobeyed by fools / There goes my miracle / Walking away, walking away.

Following the disastrous Tulsa rally, the president is heading for Covid-spiking Arizona for a celebration of his wall and an indoor speech at a 3,000 seat church. “Trump will be joined by Chad Wolf, acting secretary of the Department of Homeland Security; Ken Cuccinelli, the acting deputy DHS secretary; and Mark Morgan, acting commissioner of Customs and Border Protection.” Now all we need is someone acting like a president.

+ Wired: “The Trump administration’s immigration restrictions—all accomplished through executive order—have led to a sharp reduction in the number of visa applications approved each year, even as the number of people applying for new visas has fallen. The US’ loss seems to be Canada’s gain, with the greatest North American growth in tech workers happening not in San Francisco or New York, but Toronto.”

+ Attendees of the Arizona rally shouldn’t worry though, the church has tech that can “kill 99.9% of COVID-19 within 10 minutes.” Look at these ridiculous imbeciles. I’m Jewish, but Jesus.

+ We trolled Trump’s Tulsa rally with fake reservations. Here’s why.

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