“We used to obsess about celebrities and then started obsessing about one another. Maybe a decade ago I would have subscribed to US Weekly. Today there’s no need: I have the parade of people in my phone. I mix ‘real’ celebrities with people I know and I can curate it all however I want. Then I scrolled through Instagram and saw a post from Lady Gaga: she was sitting in her new boyfriend’s lap.” Lindsay Crouse in the NYT: My Ex-Boyfriend’s New Girlfriend Is Lady Gaga. (Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah, Roma Roma-ma Gaga, Oh la-la… This would be like my wife leaving me for the Skimm…)