“The first lady and I have just traveled 8000 miles around the globe to deliver a message to every citizen across this station: America loves India, America respects, India, and America will always be faithful and loyal friend to the Indian people.” As part of his visit to India, President Trump was greeted by a large crowd that filled the world’s largest cricket stadium. (It was a massive crowd, but not massive enough apparently. Trumped claimed “there were 125,000 there to greet him, although the stadium is said to hold only 110,000.”) Trump heralded India’s unity. “Your nation has always been admired around the Earth as the place where millions upon millions of Hindus and Muslims and Sikhs and Jains, Buddhists Christians and Jews worship side by side in harmony.” On the topic of India’s Muslim roundups and heavily criticized citizenship law: Crickets.