“‘Our dairy farmers have been going out to the tune of one dairy farm every other week,’ said republican delegate Barry Knight, adding that he hoped the legislation will help Virginia’s dairy farmers. But what this and similar legislation seem to willfully misunderstand is that no one is buying oat milk because they think they are buying milk.” Eater: Virginia Tries to Limit the Legal Definition of Milk. Anyone up for a nice, tall glass filled of “the lacteal secretion of a healthy, hooved mammal?”