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“Somerville was supposed to be on the jury for a civil automobile accident negligence case in West Palm Beach County in August. However, he overslept and missed his ride to the courthouse that morning. Instead, he went to his job at a local park, where he’s a recreation specialist.” So the judge gave him ten days in jail.

+ Giants prospect posts paystub on Twitter to shine light on minor-league wages.

+ Chernobyl’s Infamous Reactor 4 Control Room Is Now Open to Tourists.

+ Thousands of bagels burned in Indiana highway wreck. (Those burnt bagels strewn about the road are going to look pretty damn good about midway through Yom Kippur.)