“Quit playing! I didn’t do this stuff! This is not me! I’m fighting for my f*cking life!” Gayle King maintained remarkable composure as R. Kelly went off during his first interview since being arrested and then bailed out. (He should have spent more time on media training and less time raping underaged girls.) NY Mag: R. Kelly Angrily Denies Charges in Gayle King Interview, Says He’s Being Buried Alive. (That’s not an entirely bad idea…)