“If you still don’t know who Billie Eilish is, there’s a good chance you are old. I’m very sorry, but it’s true. And if you do know who Billie Eilish is, you probably feel old anyway.” Fader: Who’s Billie Eilish? (I’m old and I feel old, but I’m a longtime member of the Billie Club. I recommended Billie Eilish in a Weekend What like two months ago — an eternity in the case of my kids’ musical tastes.)