“In New York, where I live, it’s almost like a plague out of a horror movie. Uptown. Downtown. Brooklyn. Queens, presumably. The young men all have it, drawling dead-eyed through Tinder dates as if they don’t even know it’s there. “It” is not seasonal affective disorder, nor a near-fatal addiction to Sweetgreen, though we presumably all have those, too. “It” is something perhaps even scarier: a beanie.” GQ on my least favorite fashion trend: Why Do Guys Wear Beanies on the Tops of Their Heads Now? (Between the beanies and the tats and the beards, it’s now impossible to tell whether someone is a dock worker or a barrista…)