A Squirrel Nut

“It often happens that squirrels which have lost their mothers look for a replacement and then focus their efforts on one person.” It’s less common, however, that the one person calls the police. The Guardian: Police in Germany rescue man being chased by baby squirrel.

+ Bonus item: Sarah Silverman explains to Howard Stern that squirrels lose track of 80% of the acorns they store.

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