“”Not all wheat is created equal. Pizza dough and bagels will be up significantly, wheat flour not as much.” From Bloomberg: Higher costs make 2018 a great time to cut carbs. (I have a different read of the situation. Carbs, already under attack, have never needed our support more.)

+ “Therefore, it is our position that the positive urine sample test was caused by the bagel he ate for breakfast and not an illegal controlled substance.” Apparently, when they said Everything Bagels, they really meant it.