“Along with purchasing market kiosk items, employees will be able to use the chip to get into the front door and log onto their computers.” A Wisconsin company wants be the first to implant microchips in employees. (Purchasing kiosk items at the office must be a really, really onerous process in Wisconsin…)

+ Roombas have been busy mapping our homes, and now that data could be up for sale. (Like Roombas, that sucks.)

+ A lot of the time, pressing pedestrian crosswalk buttons doesn’t do a damn thing.