“I get calls all day of kids saying, ‘we saw your number on Facebook, you’re ugly and should kill yourself.’ If that’s what fame is, then, yeah, I guess you could say I’m famous.” There’s been a lot of news about clowns lately. So let’s catch up with Wrinkles: “the Internet-famous scary clown who claims to have a roster of celebrity clients, and a steady business traumatizing badly behaved kids for money.” (If he’s not available, you can just have the kids watch Hannity.)

+ Barraged by articles on minimalism and organization? Well, relax. If You Want to Be a Slob, Be a Slob.