“There is no national database of guns. We have no centralized record of who owns all the firearms we so vigorously debate, no hard data regarding how many people own them, how many of them are bought or sold, or how many even exist. What we have instead is Charlie.” GQ’s Jeanne Marie Laskas takes you inside the bureau of way too many guns, where “computers are illegal and detective work is absurdly antiquated. On purpose.”