Applicant must: “Maintain our Twitter and Facebook pages, sending out topical, informative, and engaging posts that tell our brand story in a creative, conceptual way. And change the Lord Commander’s bed sheets and dump out his filth bucket.” From Chris Brotzman in McSweeney’s: Social media intern wanted at the Night’s Watch.

+ The Power Within … the ER: Motivational speaker Tony Robbins’ coal walk burns more than 30.

+ And performance artist Milo MoirĂ© has attracted a lot of attention after inviting “strangers in Dusseldorf, Amsterdam, and London to reach into a reflective box and caress her breasts or vagina for 30 seconds.” I still can’t figure out if this art is pro- or anti-Brexit.