During a speech back in January, Donald Trump echoed one of his familiar campaign themes when he explained: “We’re going to win so much you’re all going to get sick and tired of winning.” It’s now April, and his opponents, the GOP establishment, and political pundits are all ready to admit that they really are sick and tired of the winning: His. Last night, Trump absolutely pummeled his remaining competitors across five states, basically making the GOP nomination his to lose. Whether that reality makes you want to cheer or vomit the charred remains of your U.S. passport, we are witnessing one of the most incredible political stories in American history.

+ Slate: Trump’s huge night blows up yet another narrative about his campaign.

+ Politico: Trump passes Romney’s popular vote total, likely to break GOP record.

+ Not ready to accept it? Neither is Ted Cruz. He’s naming Carly Fiorina as his running mate. (And Pets dot com just named her as their new CEO.)

+ “Nobody Will Ever Know.” GQ with a profile of Melania Trump.

+ And here’s something that news and political junkies weren’t admitting to you. Or even to themselves. Until now. The Confession of a Political Junkie.