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“What one woman calls kinky, another calls breakfast. The internet contains every known sexual preference, from nasolingus to head scissors.” From Laura Beck in The Morning News: I Wanna Be Your Forniphilia.

+ A baseball game proposal. Sure, we’ve seen that before. But not one from a first responder who saved a woman who had been stabbed 32 times. Imagine going out with this couple for the first time and asking, “So how’d you two meet?”

+ “No, I’m lactose intolerant, actually.” Sadly, that quote is from an interview with an ice cream truck driver.

+ “It is just a bad idea and not going to end well.” So please don’t get drunk and chase bears with a hatchet.

+ There are only 2 days left to get your NextDraft Internet Superhero T-Shirt.