The University of Houston is set to pay Matthew McConaughey $135,000 for a graduation speech. That seems fair as long as he admits that “All right! All right! All right!” is a bit redundant.

+ Tonight is Passover, so let’s get you ready to totally kill at your seder: Start with Bruce Feller’s seven secrets of Passover. Then check out Rube Goldberg’s Passover Machine. And, as every wise child knows, Rabbis have green-lighted weed for Passover.

+ Get ready for Groundhog Day. The musical. And Cats is coming back to Broadway. (Don’t blame the messenger.)

+ Billy on the Street hits NYC with David Letterman.

+ And, just in time for opening day, the 7 most gloriously disgusting ballpark snacks of 2015. (Dodgers suck.)