The Bottom of the News

Is Friday the 13th really unlucky? According to Vox, the research says no. (Ever get the feeling that we do too much research?) So why are we still making buildings without a 13th floor?

+ “Python is a bit of a tricky meat. So we’re using smoked eel instead.” It’s not easy being the chef at a Game of Thrones feast.

+ Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker was asked if he believes in evolution. He decided to “punt on that one.”

+ The Breakfast Club is returning to theaters. The movie just turned 30 years old. (They should do a modern remake and just show the five teens staring at their phones for eight hours.)