We’ve been hearing a lot about the dangers of climate change, so we’re at least slowing down the rate at which we release CO2 into the environment, right? Wrong. Greenhouse gas levels are rising at the fastest rate since 1984.

+ More than half of U.S. bird species are threatened by climate change. At this rate, human tweets may be around longer than bird tweets.

+ If we all adopt the USDA dietary guidelines, we’ll actually create more greenhouse gases. That’s why you should be eating more junk food.

+ Don’t blame Californians! They buy 40% of the cars in the plug-in market.