Remember when you fought, scratched, coughed, and vomited your way through high school? Well, times have changed. According to the latest government study of worrisome behavior, teens are drinking less than their counterparts from years past. They are less likely to use a weapon. They don’t fight as often. They don’t smoke as much. And they don’t tend to engage in nearly as much risky sex. Basically, they just text. They are Generation T.

+ And sort of related: “They used to match their bands for debauchery, now they have degrees and drink tea – the billion-dollar live-music business is staffed by techs who would never throw a TV out the window.” The Guardian on the end of the roadie.