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According to a recent study, cynics are at a higher risk of developing dementia. Thankfully, none of them will believe this study.

+ What happens if you blow in LeBron’s ear during an NBA playoff game? Not much, but it was worth a shot.

+ “I’ll tell you what brilliance in advertising is: 99 cents. Somebody thought of that.” The Complete Quips of Mad Men’s Roger Sterling.

+ Claire Meyer: The time Minnie Mouse took off her head and projectile vomited at me.

+ (New feature) Popular from yesterday’s NextDraft: Thoughts on Maya Angelou.