It’s “a contraption consisting of a large silver barrel on top of various other metal parts, all connected with pipes and hoses. It looks like something you’d use to cook meth.” But it’s actually a machine that turns trash into electricity (which makes it only slightly less valuable than if it cooked meth).

+ A bankruptcy dispute led to millions of jars of unwanted peanut butter getting dumped into a New Mexico landfill. (Wait, unwanted peanut butter? Conscious Uncoupling makes more sense than that.)