If it hasn’t already been consumed by a swollen solar fireball, the Earth’s orbit will have decayed and it will plunge into the sun. That’s the bad news. The good news is that probably won’t happen for another one hundred quintillion years. the BBC shares a timeline of the far future.

+ Jerry Sandusky wants his pension restored. Seriously.

+ T-Mobile CEO John Legere crashed the AT&T party at CES. And then got thrown out.