Bottom of the News

“I didn’t make the cut for the Husker drumline. I failed in my freshman tryout to be Lil’ Red. But today, a quarter-century after college, I am finally entering the inner circle of Huskerdom. I have risen from among the red-and-white plebes to become a powerful paladin of Husker Nation. From behind Section 7’s concrete pillar to the skyboxes. I am about to shoot Der Viener Schlinger.” The meat cannon that launched 20,000 hot dogs. (Hopefully, this cannon doesn’t rely on high-speed Starlink access.)