Funnilingus at the Emmys

Matthew Rhys was the big winner at the Emmys as he made history as the first person to win two lead acting Emmys in one night, and first man to win all three top acting prizes. Widow’s Bay dominated, and the Pitt and DTF St. Louis had pretty big nights. Here are all the winners, the snubs and surprises, and the highs and lows of the largely forgettable show. Two moments worth watching: Michael J. Fox accepting the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award, and John Mulaney’s oral argument made during his unreal presentation of best lead actor in a drama, which somehow included the line: “I believe it was DJ Khaled who said ‘real men don’t go down on their wives,’ but these nominees know that that is B.S. They know there’s often less pressure on them if they do that first.” From his mouth to… oh well, you get the idea.