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“Hackett said he wants to use this incident as an opportunity to teach the public about how to be safe while spending time outdoors.” Arizona camper survives 4th rattlesnake bite in 4 years. (I think I’m a little better suited than this dude to teach outdoor safety. In the nineties, I saw what I thought was a snake, but it turned out to be a stick. I haven’t been outside since.)

+ I don’t quite know what this headline means. But I’m pretty sure it could only exist in 2026. Rally for miniature donkey HeeHaw turns violent. (And here’s a twist. This didn’t happen in Florida.)